dorasfedora:

I hate when you’re at someone’s house and they’re like
‘mum, she’s hungry’
And you’re like NO DONT SAY THAT I SOUND SO NEEDY WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST SAY WE!?!?

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"For almost 40 years, he was the brightest star in the comedy galaxy. But while some of the brightest of our celestial bodies are actually extinct now, their molten energy long since cooled, but miraculously because they float in the heavens so far away from us now, their beautiful light will continue to shine on us forever. And the glow will be so bright, it’ll warm your heart, it’ll make your eyes glisten, and you’ll think to yourselves: “Robin Williams. What a concept.”"

Billy Crystal’s dedication to Robin Williams at the 66th Annual Emmy Awards (via tomhardysswag)

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"There’s an opposite to déjà vu. They call it jamais vu. It’s when you meet the same people or visit places, again and again, but each time is the first. Everybody is always a stranger. Nothing is ever familiar."

Chuch Palahniuk (via vehlevet)

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We teach girls to shrink themselves, to make themselves smaller. We say to girls, ‘You can have ambition, but not too much. You should aim to be successful, but not too successful. Otherwise you will threaten the man.’ Because I am female, I am expected to aspire to marriage. I am expected to make my life choices always keeping in mind that marriage is the most important. Now marriage can be a source of joy and love and mutual support. But why do we teach girls to aspire to marriage and we don’t teach boys the same? We raise girls to see each other as competitors – not for jobs or for accomplishments, which I think can be a good thing, but for the attention of men. We teach girls that they cannot be sexual beings in the way that boys are.

We teach girls to shrink themselves, to make themselves smaller. We say to girls, ‘You can have ambition, but not too much. You should aim to be successful, but not too successful. Otherwise you will threaten the man.’ Because I am female, I am expected to aspire to marriage. I am expected to make my life choices always keeping in mind that marriage is the most important. Now marriage can be a source of joy and love and mutual support. But why do we teach girls to aspire to marriage and we don’t teach boys the same? We raise girls to see each other as competitors – not for jobs or for accomplishments, which I think can be a good thing, but for the attention of men. We teach girls that they cannot be sexual beings in the way that boys are.

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lalondes:

[singing alone in shower] my name is marius pontmercy [raises voice seventeen octaves] and mine’s cosette

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gideongordongraves:

He stole my moves.

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yayitskeleigh:

It’s important to remember that oppression is not a competition so people saying the Ice Bucket Challenge’s media attention is taking away from events in Furgeson, Syria, Russia, ect is to say those who are affected by this disease should not be sympathized with. With all the terror in the world this week I think the public deserves a lighthearted, inspirational movement and to see their favorite people doused in freezing cold water.

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"I just want him all to myself, and now I feel like the whole world is let in on the secret brilliance of Chris Pratt…. He’s a talented rap artist, like to a scale that people don’t know about. He can do anything and everything. He’s like a real live superhero. I’m like his wife: I support him. I dress him. I make sure there’s nothing in his teeth."  — Aubrey Plaza

"I just want him all to myself, and now I feel like the whole world is let in on the secret brilliance of Chris Pratt…. He’s a talented rap artist, like to a scale that people don’t know about. He can do anything and everything. He’s like a real live superhero. I’m like his wife: I support him. I dress him. I make sure there’s nothing in his teeth."  Aubrey Plaza

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idinamenzelphaba:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer+ Text Posts Part 3

this is the best one

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"Hold my fucking hand, loser. We’re using the buddy system for the rest of our lives."

How I’m going to propose  (via jovitaramos)

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caseyanthonyofficial:

This was one of the funniest jokes in film history

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